Sorry I have deserted you in your time of need. Assuming you were missing me, and of course, in a time of need. Your need being this. Anyhoo, to cheer you up, I thought I would tell you a little story about me the child and primary school. Oh primary school.
I remember the days of primary school.
I was quite the little revolution leader back then. In fact I do believe I was a bit of a bad ass. This one time I was talking while the teacher was talking or something equally as horrific, and she made me stand up whilst she tore my personality to shreds in front of my peers. I was so very angry, that when she left the room to make herself one of her herbal teas, I formulated a plan, of which I thought was seamless at the time.
This specific teacher, Mrs. Beasly was her name, we used to be rather outrageous and call her Mrs. Beastly behind her back – funny we were.
Anyway, Mrs Beastly used to be an avid fan of polos. As in the mints, not the sport. Anyway, I thought to myself, I wonder what would happen if I stole her packet, I bet that would really teach her not to mess with me. So I did, encouraged rather whole heartedly by my peers. So I walked up to her desk, pulled open the draw containing her treasured mints, and retrieved them. A moment of pure and utter ecstasy rushed through me; and then she walked in. She was so very startled she spilt some of her rancid tea on the floor. Needless to say I was banished from the classroom and the parentals were called in to deal with the 3 foot thug that was I.
And there you go.
P.S
Will be better blogger, and update frequently.
P.S.S
Will also brush teeth twice a day.
