So I’ve been fooling me and everyone around me that I’m in love with green tea, and it’s my preferred beverage of choise (I'd read one to many elle magazine articles on the fabulous effects it has, oh the lies). Talking of lies, oh how I lie. It tastes vile. I ordered one the other day in a well known coffee shop, and I kid you not it tasted like fish oil. Yes fish oil.
So today, I’ve been home alone, and I cracked. I made myself a cup of the good stuff. One small sugar and a dash of milk. Yes please. Oh god. I’m mad for it. So since my three month anniversary of no coffee, I haven’t had one. And now, in the one day I cracked, I am on my 6th.
Six cups of coffee in one day is awful, a complete and utter disgrace, but I feel SO good.
Please do not look at me in that tut tut, oh dear, another teen addict way. At least I’m not lurking on street corners injecting myself. I am at home, drinking coffee. It does not compare.
I must kick it. It can’t be good for your health? But we all must have our little pleasures in life…e.g. Angelina Jolie and her 101 African children and of course lip fillers.
Well, kettles boiled, so I shall be off for now.
xxx
So today, I’ve been home alone, and I cracked. I made myself a cup of the good stuff. One small sugar and a dash of milk. Yes please. Oh god. I’m mad for it. So since my three month anniversary of no coffee, I haven’t had one. And now, in the one day I cracked, I am on my 6th.
Six cups of coffee in one day is awful, a complete and utter disgrace, but I feel SO good.
Please do not look at me in that tut tut, oh dear, another teen addict way. At least I’m not lurking on street corners injecting myself. I am at home, drinking coffee. It does not compare.
I must kick it. It can’t be good for your health? But we all must have our little pleasures in life…e.g. Angelina Jolie and her 101 African children and of course lip fillers.
Well, kettles boiled, so I shall be off for now.
xxx
2 comments:
Did you know that technically, green tea isnt actually a drink. It is said to possess the devils powers (although I find most times he has the better deal going, so this is one of his "watch it...I aint the devil for nothing!").
If my glass doesnt contain alcohol, it damn well bettwe contain coffee.
Oh hello Sy, you're off that blogging website, oui?! Nice of you to drop bye, and share you hatred for green tea. And love of coffee. I feel much the same.
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